markantonyandcleopatra:

sassy-spoon:

gemiblu:

sleepy-karkat:

cruelfortune:

dirteye:

ay ay Ron

finally someone made gifs for this

are you seriously gonna make a gifset of a video without linking everyone to it

i’m gonna fucking shit myself

holy crap

i can’t breathe

call 911

ok no I’m sorry but the gifset does nOT DO THE VIDEO JUSTICE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

We need more Teemothey’s in the world

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ihaveacleverfandomurl:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

dave-tho:

egg

OMG THIS ^^

WHEN DID TUMBLR GET SO SM O OTH  ?? ? ?? ?? ? ???

THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE XDDD

thank you science side of tumblr

[supernatural gif]

I LOVE THE MEN OF TUMBLR

♥✞MASTURBATION TIPS✞♥

why does the link lead to that

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phrux:

kiango:

kittydoom:

salon:

We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture.

Amazingly, not The Onion:

“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”

I literally was getting ready to reblog this with a caption about how On Point “The Onion” has been lately but I get this horror instead

What a misleading title and picture.

Pollack said a patient recently told him about making out with a girl at a party. Things were going fine, the student said, when suddenly a vision of his school’s disciplinary board flew into his head.

“‘I want to go to law school or medical school after this,’” Pollack said, recounting the student’s comments. “‘I said to her, it’s been nice seeing you.’”



Malik Gill, the former social chair of the Sigma Chi fraternity at Harvard University, told Bloomberg he has witnessed something similar happening among his friends. He recounted an anecdote in which he gave one of his guy friends a woman’s number after she had expressed interest. Gill’s friend never called her. “Even though she was interested, he didn’t want to pressure her,” he explained. “He was worried about making her feel uncomfortable.”

Men are so afraid of rape allegations that even when a woman is expressing clear interest they don’t follow through and you people think that this is a good thing?

lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

image

LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

coffeecatsandcigarettes:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

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The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

amazing i must be every sign except aquarius. so close though

moshquitoes:

bovveredforsooth:

Daddy came home from work today. 

Everyone needs this on their dash.

I think I’m going to cry

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true-fae:

wafflesrdabomb:

byakuyatogamischoiceass:

randomsbloggin:

bised:

any boy under 6 feet is just a friend no matter what ur heart says

STOP! Is the same as saying ‘a girl who weighs more than 65kg is just a friend no matter what’ NUMBERS DON’T DEFINE ANYTHING! Just stop

First of all, the post is a joke.
But even so, sometimes people are more attracted to taller people, sometimes shorter. It’s just preference and there’s nothing wrong with that.

Also being attracted to one height is WAY different than shaming someone’s body.

Yeah but, height isn’t something you can change. Weight is.
And yet everyone is all “BE COMFORTABLE IN YOUR BODY unless you’re a male under six feet tall lol”
It’s not a joke. It’s hurtful and rude.
And it wouldn’t be so rude unless they said “I like tall guys” not “I hate short guys”.
It’s the EXACT SAME THING as “I like skinny girls, not fat girls”.
It’s rude as Hell.

actually, i’m going to interject here really quickly

weight, like height, is also something that can’t be changed. yes, i can understand that some people can gain or lose weight, but there are a lot of people that actually CANNOT gain weight, and there are a lot of other people that can’t lose it, no matter what they try to do.

if you get offended when people tell you their preferences for people to date, then you’re a whiny pissbaby. the world isn’t out to date you, you know.

i myself have a preference for people taller than myself, preferably chubby. i like long hair on masculine people, and short hair on feminine people. yet if you look at my boyfriend, he is actually quite tall, but he’s as thin as a stick and has short hair.

so just because someone shows a preference for something doesn’t mean that they’re locked into it. getting your panties in a knot over a text post like this is just plain fucking idiotic and you need to stop getting offended over stuff that doesn’t even pertain to you.

see this shit pisses me off…

i don’t care about your preferences or anything like that. you like what you like and I’m cool with that. but the hypocrites and the double standards on here everyday infuriate me to no end.

"oh dont be mean to her for being overweight. she’s beautiful as is." that may be true she may be an angel but if you turn around and say something like "look at that short dude over there. who would ever date him?" then fuck you.

tumblr is supposed to be a place of understanding and people that accept each other because they are a little different but all i see on here is anymore is hypocrites. 

last thing im going to say is that as far as short guys go. one my good friends is only around 5’6” (he’s a model) and im only 5’9” but we got more women chasing us than almost anyone i know that is 6’+ so there you go for your hate on short guys